From the Swamp

Sometimes the most unexpected things come in the mail. While I was waiting for some spare CF cards to arrive, I got a peculiar package in the mail.

So lets take a look at this package. Simple, card stock envelope with two labels and the third being the postage. From Clute, TX, I might add. The content of this envelope doesn't matter. (But if you're really curious, it's a long lost sex tape belonging to Bea Arthur of the Golden Girls fame.) What's important is the person that sent the envelope. "Pimptress of the Swamp". Of course now I'm thinking it was someone from the Lousiana PPA we had previously attended, but closer inspection shows a Lake Jackson address.

Lake Jackson. Population 4001. Demographically speaking, that's 4000 blue collar workers and 1 misplaced Korean girl. I guess it's official. Suzy had won the Pimptress of the Swamp pageant held locally at the strip mall. Congrats!!!





And for wasting your time, I bring you a photo of my cat. Whom apparently feels it's a waste of time as well to make an effort of making eye contact with the camera.




- Jordan